I am currently soaked to the skin.
How did this happen, you ask? Well, it's not my fault. The weather forecast said thunderstorms all day, so I grabbed an umbrella as I went out the door. Sure enough, it started sprinkling as I was strolling down the driveway, but it was a very nice, gentle sprinkle, and I was quite enjoying it until halfway to work when WHOOOOSH it started pouring, my umbrella blew inside out, and I was suddenly swimming down the sidewalk. To add insult to injury, when I finally got to work, the nearest entrance was locked, and I had to walk halfway around the building to get it.
My shoes are soaked. My socks are soaked. My pants are soaked. The back of my shirt is soaked. My underwear is soaked.
Y'know, I really should have grabbed my raincoat out of my closet, no matter how silly it seemed at the time. At least then my underwear would be dry.