Brain is trying to go in too many directions at once. Um. And my inner editor keeps getting in the way. So . . . tell me what this is a picture of, and I'll write 100+ words from the WIP of your choice (not listed: Boojum, which is the one where John ascends). But not until Monday, probably, since I have to go to a bridal shower tomorrow and that's liable to eat up most of my day.
ETA: While answers grounded in reality are fine, whimsy is more fun. ^_^