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review or something: The Light Fantastic

Well, not drowned yet.

From The Light Fantastic, pg 95-96:
Now, there is a tendency at a point like this to look over one's shoulder at the cover artist and start going on at length about leather, thighboots and naked blades.

Words like "full", "round" and even "pert" creep into the narrative, until the writer has to go and have a cold shower and a lie down.

Which is all rather silly, because any woman setting out to make a living by the sword isn't about to go around looking like something off the cover of the more advanced kind of lingerie catalogue for the specialized buyer.

Oh well, all right. The point that must be made is that although Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridan would look quite stunning after a good bath, a heavy-duty manicure, and the pick of the leather racks in Woo Hun Ling's Oriental Exotica and Martial aids on Heroes Street, she was currently quite sensibly dressed in light chain man, soft boots and a short sword.

All right, maybe the boots were leather. But not black.

Riding with her were a number of swarthy men that will certainly be killed before too long anyway, so a description is probably not essential. There was absolutely nothing pert about any of them.

Look, they can wear leather if you like.
I have been in love with PTerry for a looong time. Have you read his Cohen the Barbarian bits yet?
Cohen the Barbarian is pretty awesome--I love the idea of a hero who's still going at the age of 87, and is still unbelievably dangerous. Have you read The Last Hero? It's all about Cohen's last quest thing. And it's got pictures!