And I can't write. I try to, but it's like my brain's trying to go in nine different directions at once, and so I end up going nowhere. Or maybe a better way of putting it is that all these stories are like sheep and my brain is like a door, and they're all trying to get out at the same time instead of waiting their turn, and so my brain is currently jammed too full of fuzzy idiots to go anywhere.
Er. Something along those lines.
Give me a number, and I will give you a piece of the corresponding story. These are listed roughly in order of current priority.
1. A Single Dram of Heaven: a revised and extended version of this. (planned submission for that $500 prize)
2. Ficathon story: can't tell you the title or what it's about, but I can give you snippets of what it's not about.
3. I've Been Here Before: for the "second verse"

4. Turn the Light Out When You Go: right, you know the story. Everyone on Atlantis dies, John's traumatized, and Jack O'Neill insists on being the one to tell the story but is currently refusing to talk to me.
5. Theory of Parallels: John and Rodney in college, semi-realistically.
6. Tailfeathers: John starts turning into a bird.
7. Inebriate of Air: floating fortress/city-thingy. And bandits. And not-bats.
8. The Way to the Green Chapel: SGA meets Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, with John and the team stuck in the middle.
9. Death of a Unicorn: unicorns in gardens, artists wielding shotguns, and game wardens wearing ill-fitting uniforms.