Brat Farrar (bratfarrar) wrote,
Brat Farrar
bratfarrar

puppy stuff

What I wanted: a dog
What I got: a large hairy extroverted child with teeth that won't leave me alone

An incomplete list of the puppy's bestest friends, in no particular order:

  • The push mower

  • The powered lawn mower

  • The weedwacker

  • The rake

  • Any broom in use

  • The garden cart (while in motion)

  • The lawn roller

  • The  Bissell floor sweeper

Currently known not-friends:

  • The shower (while I am in it)

  • The canister vacuum cleaner

Jury is currently out on the Roomba.
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