My first and probably only Supernatural snippet: prompted by this bit of crack by pentapus, and starring Dean, who is not a horse.
See, this was the nice thing about the Impala: she didn't look at him like he was crazy/stupid/an impostor. Which, okay, he kind of was (the last one, not the first two, despite what certain people said), but it wasn't his fault. And when he found out whose fault it was, he was going to salt and burn the sucker, regardless of who or what it was, with malice aforethought.
First, though, he had to go rescue Sam, because apparently his little brother really was a pretty, pretty princess.