turtle beats a skull any day! Alas poor Yorick! I knew him well.
Turtle definitely beats skull. (That sounds like some demented version of Rock Paper Scissors. I wonder what beats turtle?)
Honestly, I just don't know. I look at some of this stuff and go, "really, brain? Really?" But then I share it anyway because you all seem to enjoy it, and who am I to question that?

(And I do get a kick out of it myself, despite my bafflement.)
Hamlet dumped the skull for a turtle!!! :D Maybe the skull contains Bob from Dresden Files and it was taken away from Hamlet.