word of the week: olympics

n. a bunch of games and stuff that the TV wants us to watch, as the TV always does

he had to admit, this was more interesting, mostly the slip-n-slide came next and it looked like someone had replaced the water with something much more slippery
trampoline jumping for turtles? please tell me more of what the turtle is thinking! One sentence is not enough.
The turtle's thought are probably running along something like this: "Okay, nailed the bounce, looks good for the tire, got to remember to hit the skateboard just right . . . oh shit--is that WD-40?!"