June 10th, 2016

meme/poll

Never have I ever

Have I told you folks about the time (not all that long ago) that I beat the pants off of everyone at 'never have I ever?' And by everyone, I mean a group of 30+ ladies of various ages. At first I felt kind of sheepish about it, like I was lacking in life experiences, but towards the end it felt more like when you're about to shoot the moon in Hearts: a sort of wild rush of "am I actually going to pull this off?" In retrospect, and with pretty much all of those nevers still intact, there really isn't anything to feel sheepish about--my life probably looks pretty boring from the outside, but it's pretty dang comfortable from the inside and I absolutely wouldn't want to trade with anyone.

Never have I ever:

Been kissed
3(9.4%)
Been west of Gettysburg, PA
2(6.2%)
Gone skinny-dipping
6(18.8%)
Ridden in a school bus
3(9.4%)
Gotten a speeding ticket
5(15.6%)
Been drunk or high
4(12.5%)
Had a cup of coffee
2(6.2%)
Pulled an all-nighter
2(6.2%)
I suspect Batman has never felt happy without also feeling vaguely guilty about it
5(15.6%)