are you allergic to poison ivy?
nope, but i am allergic to [fill in the blank]
Much of my lower right arm and leg are currently afflicted, and I'm using so much Caladryl on the affected areas that it looks like I've got some kind of skin disease in addition to the poison ivy pustules. ('Pustule' is one of those words that's disgusting, no matter what the context. Makes my stomach flop, although that's probably partly because I knowingly ate too much pizza last night.)
If you're not allergic to poison ivy, I don't want to hear about it. If you are (or have some other similar problem), please share. I need something to keep my mind off of how I sort of want to rip significant portions of skin off two of my limbs.