meme/poll

so, i'm going to see the new sherlock holmes movie today

batman vs. sherlock holmes

batman!
3(27.3%)
holmes!
0(0.0%)
this is not a fair question!
8(72.7%)

Things I need to do before going to see the movie:
*clean my room
*balance my checkbook
*clean the bathroom (it's getting kind of icky)
*FINISH AT LEAST ONE STORY, BRAIN
*change out of my pajamas

If somehow Batman/Bruce Wayne and Holmes did meet, what do you think would happen? Answers will get ficlets, possibly related, but no guarantees as to content, quantity or quality. There will be something fictional, though.

Or you can just tell me to go back to work on Things Already Seen, which I should probably do before all forward momentum is lost.
Indexing:
Exeunt Rodney, and Elizabeth turns to John, by this point just plain pissed with him. "Major, a word."

Meek and mild, he follows her outside, and doesn't let her see how much her startled wonderment at this new world hurts. He doesn't think he'd seen it before, when he'd been overwhelmed by the alienness of Atlantis, the weird itching sensation inside his scalp that he now knows is the mainframe trying and failing to upgrade his access to it. But now he's jaded, and to see her still so fresh cuts at him.

His wounds don't matter, though, not now, and especially not when they're only imaginary. So he boxes away that part of himself and sets in on the task at hand.
Thanks!! I'm grateful for each and every wee snippet of this fic. Plus, I love the explanation for the cranial itch--great detail! ^^