meme/poll

so, i'm going to see the new sherlock holmes movie today

batman vs. sherlock holmes

batman!
3(27.3%)
holmes!
0(0.0%)
this is not a fair question!
8(72.7%)

Things I need to do before going to see the movie:
*clean my room
*balance my checkbook
*clean the bathroom (it's getting kind of icky)
*FINISH AT LEAST ONE STORY, BRAIN
*change out of my pajamas

If somehow Batman/Bruce Wayne and Holmes did meet, what do you think would happen? Answers will get ficlets, possibly related, but no guarantees as to content, quantity or quality. There will be something fictional, though.

Or you can just tell me to go back to work on Things Already Seen, which I should probably do before all forward momentum is lost.
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