meme/poll

so, i'm going to see the new sherlock holmes movie today

batman vs. sherlock holmes

batman!
3(27.3%)
holmes!
0(0.0%)
this is not a fair question!
8(72.7%)

Things I need to do before going to see the movie:
*clean my room
*balance my checkbook
*clean the bathroom (it's getting kind of icky)
*FINISH AT LEAST ONE STORY, BRAIN
*change out of my pajamas

If somehow Batman/Bruce Wayne and Holmes did meet, what do you think would happen? Answers will get ficlets, possibly related, but no guarantees as to content, quantity or quality. There will be something fictional, though.

Or you can just tell me to go back to work on Things Already Seen, which I should probably do before all forward momentum is lost.
Indexing:
la la la lalala - what, late? me?
"You don't actually think someone is running around on rooftops while dressed up like a bat, do you?" Watson asked, voice full of doubt, one hand pressed unconsciously against a scar gained during one of Holmes's more . . . sensational cases.

"I think that it is a more reasonable explanation, although without data I cannot speak with any certainty." Holmes began packing his pipe with tobacco, a task by now mindless in its familiarity, and considered Watson's question with more care. "There are certain areas of our fair city that the police dare not patrol with anything approaching thoroughness; too much crime, too few people with respect for the law. To force order upon those places would require an army--or two, and the process would be long and messy and called off before it was finished. But everyone fears something, and those who scoff at Scotland Yard may well tremble at the thought of a shadow with teeth and a sense of justice."

"Justice. . . ." Watson echoed thoughtfully, and let his hand drop back down to the newspaper spread across the table. "Justice or vengeance?"

"I suspect we shall find out," Holmes said, and struck a match.