word of the week: disparity

n. see below

what's not apparent from the picture is that the turtle got the little dude a gold ring (despite the little dude not have any fingers) and the little dude got the turtle a very large empty box (which the turtle's been wanting for a hideout for a while now).
I tried to come up with something that might be in the box, but drew a complete blank. And so the box is empty. :D