Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise--
He came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe these lies are true,
Just ask the blind man: he saw it too.
i kind of really want to use the first line as a title for an SGA story, or perhaps a section of Things Already Seen, which i should be working on right now instead of rambling on about this---maybe something along the lines of The Long Goodbye?