Give me a character and I will write you a one-sentence fic in each of the following genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Crack!Fic, Crossover, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, UST, and optional 'rocks fall, everybody dies'. Let's stick with fandoms I've already written in, okey-doke? (+ Batman, because I have written in that one, just haven't gotten around to typing it up.) And probably best to give a couple options. Anonymous requests more than welcome.
ETA: that is, in no particular order, SGA, Peter Pan, SG-1, Labyrinth, Shakespeare, Burn Notice, Discworld (another one I've written in but not yet typed up), Greek/Roman mythology, and Arthurian-type stuff if you ask nicely. (I may have missed one, but I think that's pretty much all of 'em.)